TESTIMONY: WHEN I WENT TO TRINIDAD THIS YEAR FOR CARNIVAL, IT TOOK ME FOUR (4) WHOLE DAYS TO WARM UP, LOOSEN UP, AND START TO PUMP AT MY NORMAL SPEED. I WAS WINING WEAK, I WAS WUKKIN WEAK, I WAS MOVIN WEAK FOR FOUR (4) WHOLE DAYS. SOME SAY IT'S OLD AGE. OTHERS SAY IT'S STRESS. MY DOCTOR, HOWEVER, SAID THAT THE CAUSE OF MY WEAK WUK WAS BROUGHT ON BY A LACK OF NASTY™ - THE NEW HIGH POTENCY 100% SOCA DTLA AFTERHOURS MULTIVITAMIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SAME HANDS THAT BROUGHT YOU JUNKYARD JOUVERT.

DECEMBER 7TH (10PM - LATE) WILL BE MY FIRST DOSAGE OF NASTY™, AND (PER DOCTOR'S ORDER) THIS ADMINISTRATION WILL CONTINUE EACH AND EVERY MONTH AT A SECRET DTLA WAREHOUSE THAT WE WILL TRANSFORM INTO A PROPER SOCA LOVING SESSION.

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY: NASTY™ MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE POWDER, WATER AND OTHER SYMPTOMS ASSOCIATED WITH JUNKYARD JOUVERT. NASTY™ WILL CONTAIN EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF WINING WITH OLD AND NEW FRIENDS. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TAKING NASTY™. (THIS IS AN INDOOR PARTY)

OVER THE COUNTER AND HIGHER POTENCY PRESCRIPTIONS PROVIDED BY LADY X + FOREIGNER.
DOUBLES FOR SALE BY ROTI BY TOTI!

PER USUAL, WE HAVE PUT ASIDE A HANDFUL OF $8 FETERAN TICKETS FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN RIDING WITH THE MOVEMENT SINCE LAST JUNE. SO PLEASE ACT FAST AND LOCK IN YOUR $8 FETERAN TICKET NOW, AND GET READY TO EXPERIENCE THE MAD SHOW THAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR THE CITY.

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